didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
wanna go halves on a baby?
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
he was CRYING into my vagina
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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