What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
dude. I can hear the air.
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