She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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