My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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