so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
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