corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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