he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Randomize
