I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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