he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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