garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
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