Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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