It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
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go home
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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