Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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