Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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