What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Randomize
