yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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