I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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