***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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