Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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