remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Randomize
