The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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