Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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