Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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