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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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