We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
the day after is always just damage control
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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