you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
i think i just lost a toe
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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