I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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