Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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