absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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