I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Boobs speak an international language.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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