Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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