Taylor Swift is so right about you.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Oh god it's open bar.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
