you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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