I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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