these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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