So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
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