It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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