May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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