He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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