I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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