I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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