Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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