I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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