small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
i drank out of a bidet.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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