sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Randomize
