Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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