do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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