no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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