i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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