is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I have feelings that need drinking.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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