i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Randomize
