he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
