Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
its liver damage thursday
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