Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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