Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Is it because I queefed?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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