We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize