you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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